Reclaim Your Bathtub. The High Seas Await.
Kayak for Bathtubs: Dive In!
Explore Our Fleet Why Paddle?Why Choose Kayak for Bathtubs?
Seamless Submersion
Engineered for the perfect splash. No more awkward kneeling! Our designs integrate flawlessly with standard porcelain. Even clawfoot models.
Advanced Aquatic Aerodynamics
Glide effortlessly through bubbles and bath salts. Experience unparalleled hydro-efficiency. We've optimized drag coefficients for maximum relaxation.
Therapeutic Trough-Navigating
Scientifically proven to reduce stress associated with terrestrial tub-sitting. A new dimension of relaxation. (Study pending peer review in 'Journal of Recreational Plumbing').
What Our Connoisseurs Say
"INITIATING RELAXATION PROTOCOL. 100% SUCCESS RATE. NO RUST DETECTED ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS. HIGHLY LOGICAL PURCHASE. EXCELLENT BUOYANCY."
"I've seen the future, and it involves many, many bathtub kayaks. Don't be left in the past. Or present. You get it. My temporal displacement fatigue is GONE!"
"My daily commute through the sewers has never been more… aromatic. And surprisingly, less cramped! Plus, it keeps my shell surprisingly shiny."